Impressing Your Friends With Some Great Hollywood Facebook Posts

So you’re visiting Hollywood, and your friends back home are anxious to hear about your trip.  You’re going to see all the sights and you’re going to mix with celebrities and rub elbows with the movers and shakers who know a thing or two about how to make it in this world.  You’re going to need to not only plan out the things you want to see and do but you need to figure out how to prove to the peeps back home that you’re having the time of your life and that they are lame for being stuck behind and that you are cool and they are not.  After all, what else is social media for other than proving your superiority to others?

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First of all, you need to make sure you look cool at all times so that the photos of you, even if they’re candid, look cool.  Be sure to get a good Hollywood wardrobe set for yourself.  If you have to shop at H&M on your first day to get some affordable yet cool looking clothes so be it.  You’ll need some slender form fitting jeans of course and nice shoes.  You gotta have nice shoes, even if they won’t be in the picture.  Then get a good hair cut, one where your hair is slicked back in a way that shows you didn’t put in too much effort, but you also care about your appearance.  The look of not making a lot effort can take a lot of effort!

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Then you’ll need to get a cool car to show the folks back home that you’re crushing around in style.  you do not want to rent a Hyundai because then you will be the laughing stock not only of your office but of the entire facebook and social media community.  Get yourself to avon truck rental hollywood and pick out something fancy.  Not only will it look better in photos but heck, live a little!  It wouldn’t hurt to live a little would it?   You might be surprised how affordable a fancy car is at www.avonrents.com and you might be surprised at how much jealous and ‘likes’ a picture of you on the PCH with that awesome convertible will generate.  It’s totally worth it, so do it.

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Another thing the rich and famous and picky do is eat small amounts of food at a time.  They call them small plates.  Big fat normal americans go to the big chain restaurants and get their half pound burgers with side of 20 potatoes cut into fries and you eat all of it and feel disgusting for the rest of the day.  But if your’e truly a Hollywood elite, you eat a small kale salad, or you munch on a half avocado with chili powder.  Something small that shows you are eating in order to be hip, not because you want or need it.  The last thing you want is for people to be thinking about your digestive tract churning out gas and bile.

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